I love hearing and sharing new jokes. This list of 21 Valentine’s Day jokes that make me laugh might also tickle your funny bone. Feel free to pass them on to others so that they might get a chuckle out of them as well.
The woman had to shake herself out of her trance and then asked, “What is your condition?”
Phil says, “You must tell me your wish in only 3 words.”
The woman paused and then gave Phil a slip of paper with her address scrawled on it. She then leaned forward with her eyes closed and whispered, “Clean my house.”
A: Forget-me-nuts
Of course.
Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear.
Lemon meringue pie.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she likes me.
Tony said, “Yes I did. I bought her a bag and a belt.”
Jim was shocked, “Really? That was very kind of you. I’m sure she will appreciate those.”
Tony replied, “I hope she appreciates them too and I hope the vacuum cleaner works a lot better now.”
A: Ughs and kisses!
A: I love you watts and watts!
Her husband smiled and said, “You’ll know tonight.”
That evening the man took his wife out for dinner and gave her a small package. She was thrilled and a smile spread across her face. She opened the present and her expression changed as she discovered the package contained a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Sam then reached out and tenderly patted the top of every piece of candy with his fat little hand. He then turned to his mother and said, “Well, now I guess I have to eat them all.”
A: It was a case of guppy love.
A: I'm stuck on you.
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
A: You get all buttered up.
"Why are you sending all those cards?"
"I'm signing them 'guess who' and sending them to lots of people.
"But why," asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," he answers.
A: His ghoul-friend.
A: Let me call you tweet-heart.
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
A: Hogs and kisses.
A: You mean a great dill to me.
A: Yes, they're very scent-imental.
A: A Valentiny.
My husband said that Valentine’s Day was obviously invented by a woman because you never see those little Valentine’s Day candies in the shapes of beer or footballs. Hmmm. He might have something there! What are your favorite Valentine’s Day jokes that you’ve heard?
This article written in collaboration with editor, Eliza Martinez
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